What are your villagers saying?

Alkatraz2212

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I just saw this quote in the quote bar up above:

"Last night I lay awake in my bad looking up at the stars, and I wondered to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'"
-Norse Villager

So I was convinced to start this thread. So... what are YOUR villagers saying?

(Can be B&W 1 or 2)
 
Do we need the Villager Banter thingy for it? Anyway, lol for the Norse Villager.
 
No, just think of something that they might be thinking, according to how you rule over them.
 
For BW1, they're all contained in one file. Kinda forget which one. I think the same applies to BW2 :rolleyes

Some Villager said:
Haven't you got more important things to be doing other than eavesdropping on us?
 
Ok, from some Japanese Villager guy, "This god is so evil, he's worse than Nemesis!"

As you see I'm evil, just looking at the villagers dying, hahaha!!
 
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
- Japanese villager

... no, really.
 
"You sacrifced my wife, my children, What else do you want from me? My house?!?"
- Angry Male Greek Villager
 
"He killed my wife and children's, just throwing them of the hill, he is so cool, cause I wanted to get rid of them a long time ago.''
Heh look what my villager says.
 
" you are a selfish, evil bastard, you force me to work in the bucthering shop, you make me sleep outside, you try to sacrifice me in the alter... hey, does your creature like pie?"  :upside

my response...  ???........... :beerwanted: (change the me into a him)
 
No idea... I never had banthing in BW2 myself..

Or I just never knocked on doors, because I thought they needed sleep.
 
I don't knock on doors either...

I preferr to crush houses with masive rocks...

"My cows!! You threw my wife at my cows!!! you killed my cows!!"

-greek viligere who loves his cows more than his wife
 
"Ow! My pinky...I meen my small manly finger!"  (Or something along those lines  :upside)
,The Norse guy from the Norse map and Third Japanese map that you throw for money.


Hey! Did you guys know that he is a tiny influence mabob? That's right! You can use him kill soldiers outside if your influence much easier!  :woot
 
I don't recall there being a person on the 3rd Japanese land. Is it that bloke that if you go near he says stuff like "You have killed my wife, my children and now my cows?"
 
I made a land shaped like the Shivering Isles.  So my people are probably (hopefully!) all insane.

"Can't sleep at home, you know. The walls. They aren't safe."
 
The norse guy is on land 3 and land.....6. I think...  Well all I know is that he's on the norse land and the last japanese land.
 
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